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Snow White is sued by the "seven dwarfs" (names not listed for privacy) for trespassing, forcing their pet woodland creatures to accomplish strenuous housekeeping, and imposing a strict code of laws for the dwarfs to adhere to during Snow White's "presumptuous stay," (which the dwarfs were forced to agree to at gun-point). When police arrived on the scene, Snow White was found to be "passed out" with an apple in her hand.  Upon further investigation, police found Snow White to be in possession of illegal drugs. Bob, one of the dwarfs (name changed for safety reasons), told police that Snow White obtained these drugs through a elderly woman. Bob says, "Every day, this lady would come to the kitchen window and offer Snow White one of her 'delicious apples'. Snow White would take it and the lady would disappear." The drugs were found hidden inside the apple. The Walt Disney Co. fired Snow White from her acting job after the police report was filed. Disney explains, "It is such a shame that such a wonderful girl has dramatically transformed her life for the worse......(S)he was widely regarded as a 'role model' for our youth." The court date is scheduled for sometime this summer.

Snow White is in police custody and currently in rehab.