2. Answer the questions, or try to.
3. TAG 3 people.
Blah, blah, blah I can't heeeeeeaaar youz!!!
1. Barney the purple dinosaur
2. Roxas (Rocks-ass! *dies*
3. Orihime (from Bleach)
4. Demyx
5. L (from Death Note)
6. Dr. Jizabel Disraeli (from Godchild)
7. Axel
8. Edward Cullen
9. Winnie the Pooh
10. Tohru (from Fruits Basket)
1. What if 7 (Axel) and 4 (Demyx) kissed?
*Dies from sheer fright then comes back to life and begins an underage drinking binge and promptly falls into a hangover that lasts for over a century (that is, unless the world explodes before the year 2109).*
2. Where would 2 (Roxas) bury a treasure?
Underneath his mattress. The poor boy suffers from amnesia and will never remember where in the world(s) he buried his "treasure". Thus the underneath of his mattress will have to suffice.
3. 6 (Dr. Jizabel) and 10 (Tohru) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?
Wholly crappy crap crap!!! *dives underneath couch* Tohru will never, ever, resort to violence! So while Dr. Jizabel is busy injecting her with a mind-controlling serum, Tohru comments on how nice the honorable doctor looks in his blood-stained white jacket.
4. 1 (Barney) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5 (L) . Do they help 1 (Barney)? L contemplates the seriousness of this matter: Barney is a famous actor with hundreds of thousands of tiny fans who love his admirable singing voice and his charming personality. Once the world is devoid of this beloved icon, the mass of children who worshiped this purple dino like a god will rise up against their superiors and reek havoc upon civilization. L, after 10 cups of coffee, 3 large helpings of cake, and a $5 pie, calmly hands the kidnapper a one thousand dollar check. Peace is restored to the world until L receives a call from the kidnapper saying that his check bounced (L had unknowingly spent all his money on sweets) and that Barney is now on death row. L dies of a heart attack.
5. Who is stronger? 6 (Dr. Jizabel) or 8 (Edward)?
Hmmm....an evil genius with a knack for torturing the human race or a "sexy" vampire? *Is forced to say Edward because a mob of fan girls are currently threating me at gunpoint*
6. Who is 3's (Orihime's) secret love?
Duh, Ichigo.
7. Can 8 (Edward) juggle?
Don't know. Don't care. Look it up on youtube and find out for yourself.
8. 1 (Barney) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date? Yes! (Oh, wait...but I thought Britney Spears already had a boyfriend!) *gasps*
10. A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7 (Axel), 2 (Roxas), and 10 (Tohru) stop it? Tohru stands looking up at the sky thinking to herself, "What a lovely ball of flaming rock is hurling at break-neck speed towards me!" Axel, in fear for Roxas's life (and the life of his fast-melting ice cream) turns into Superman and saves the day. Axel carries Roxas off bridal style into the sunset while the credits roll. (Tohru is still staring into the sky and suddenly gets kidnapped by aliens). All ends happily for Axel and Roxas though, because the epilogue states that they got married, are living in an underground city under Tokyo, and have 13 little un's running around.
11. Is 9 (Winnie the Pooh) single?
Well, when I waz liek, I don't know, six(?), my mom and I had a petty argument over the gender of Pooh's best friend Piglet. Since Piglet wears pink, my little brain of fuzz immediately determined that Piglet was of the female gender. My mom claimed the opposite. The question of Pooh's single-ness, I believe, depends on Piglet's gender. I still am unsure of Piglet's gender to this day.
13. Does 1 (Barney) wish this TAG was over?
No, I bet ya a million dollahr that he's off singing a delightfully happy song while prancing about in a field of buttercups.
14. 8 (Edward) and 7 (Axel) are dancing to the waltz. 2 (Roxas) comes in and sees them dancing. 2's (Roxas's) reaction?
Roxas screams like a girl, then in a fit of rage whips out his keyblade and begins to violently attack Edward with his weapon. Axel teleports from the scene and returns with camera. ("Hehehehehe, this would make an awesome video for youtube!")
15. 9 (Winnie the Pooh) and 5 (L) go to the movies. What movie do they see?
After a terrifing long argument, they finally agree upon the movie Zombieland. Winnie the Pooh watches the movie with utmost glee while L falls asleep with his face planted in his half-eaten popcorn bag.
16. You are attacked by 1 (Barney), 3 (Orihime), and 9 (Winnie the Pooh). Can you survive?
*Laughs at their puny weapons*. Me: "You think that's a weapon?!?! Well, check this baby out!!!" *Throws an atom bomb into their midst and teleports away to the planet Uranus.*
17. What is 4's (Demyx's) favorite color?
Blue. How many times do I have to tell you!!?? WATER IS BLUE!!
18.Can 7 (Axel) sing?
Oh yeah!!! He's the lead singer of Green Day for crying out loud!!!! DUH!
19. A vampire bites 2 (Roxas). 4 (Demyx) sees this, what do they do?
"Run, run AWAY!!!!" Demyx warps away while Roxas searches to find someone who will eternally share his damned nature with him (aka Axel).
20. All the OC's get into a battle Royal. Who will win?
Winnie the Pooh, of course. Not only is he flame-retardant, he shoots lazers from his eyes and is able to mutate into an invincible machine gun at any given moment.
Whelp, that's all folks!
Ta-ta for now!
*falls asleep on Trigonometry paperwork*